Whaddya Do?

What is the healthiest and coolest way to handle this situation?

Situation 2
Whaddya Do?

Your friend finally arrives at the party and comes over to where you are. You jab him with your elbow and ask him why he took so long to get there. You notice he seems a little nervous and uncomfortable. You find out that he doesn't know anyone at the party, either. He just overheard some older kids talking about the party and thought it would be cool to come.

He stands there with his hands in his pockets and looks around with a frozen smile for a while. You are thinking about leaving. Then he pulls out a cigarette pack, clears his throat, slaps the pack on the his palm a couple times and tears open the top with one flick of his wrist.

You didn't know he smoked and are surprised at how grown up he looks handling his smokes. He shakes out a cigarette, flips it into his mouth and lets it hang casually out the corner of his mouth. He looks around a bit then strides over to a group of older kids standing nearby and asks a hot looking girl for a light. She pulls a lighter out of her jeans and lights it. He steps closer to her, cups his hand around hers, touching her, and takes a strong drag as his cigarette lights. They put their hands down but stay close together. He exhales the smoke through his nose and they start talking. You can't hear what they are saying but it looks like they are getting friendly.

You realize that your friend doesn't seem nervous any more. He is relaxed and confident. Sometimes he holds the cigarette loosely in his right hand waving it around as he talks or puts it in the side of his mouth so that it moves up and down with each word.

After a while he remembers about you and calls you over. You approach and he slaps you on the back and introduces you to the girl. She smiles, pulls out a Virginia Slims and holds it with a cocked wrist for a moment. Your friend immediately offers her his cigarette. She lights her smoke from his and takes a deep drag.

Your friend makes some crack about the pop stains on the carpet and you all laugh. Then he then offers you a cigarette from his pack.
Whaddya do?

A
Take the cigarette, light it but don't inhale.
B
Look at the pack then say, "No thanks, that's not my brand."
C
Shake your head (no) and continue the conversation.
D
Say, "Naw, I don't smoke. I'm the first string quarterback this year...you know, it slows down my game."
E
Say, "No" to the cigarette then invite them out onto the porch to continue the conversation.
F
Say, "Now wait a minute." Make the time out gesture with your hands. "You know I don't smoke." Then point at your friend. "...And when did you start?"
G
Say, "No way, man." Cough loudly, "I had too many smokes already tonight." Then step back, away from their smoke, and continue the conversation.
H
Take the cigarette and put it behind your ear where it looks cool and say to your friend, "Thanks, I'll save it for later"
I
Grab the cigarette pack, point to the warning label on it and say, "Gee, I wonder what 'it causes lung cancer' means!?"
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